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Things we overheard Shakespeare say when he swung by our fictional tea shop

 

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Et tu, Brute?

Artificially flavoured tea and not the real thing?!

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All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players

Damn it, where did the busboy go?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio

Than in this Chocolate-Spice Chai blend

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Shall I compare thee to the summer’s day..

You really thought I spoke like that?

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.

Have you checked out Taylor Swift’s latest number?

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Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

Umm, can you help me reduce this to something within 140 characters?

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Seriously, who built this auto-correct thing?